The Tooth Fairy's office just called. Last night's missed visit has been rescheduled for tonight.
A voicemail from the Tooth Fairy's dispatch office, with your child's first name spoken out loud. You make it in about a minute and play it at bedtime. The first one is free.
Hear a sample
This sample was made for Emma. The office is calling you, about your kid: speaker on, phone face-up, and let it be overheard.
No account, no app, no card. First name only, deleted in 90 days. Tonight's story is handled.
Spelling is used for pronunciation only. Nothing else is collected.
Awaiting entry. The dispatch card below reads: the file of your kid.
Make their voicemail, freeRe: the file of your kid
The sample plays one fixed recording, voiced for Emma, whatever name is entered. Your order is recorded with your child's name.
"This is Pearl at the Tooth Fairy Regional Dispatch Office, calling with good news for the file of Emma. Emma was on last night's route. The Tooth Fairy did not come. She is so sorry. Our computers broke and canceled every visit. Your house did everything right. The tooth is safe under the pillow. The computers are fixed now. Tonight the Tooth Fairy will visit. She cannot wait. Leave the tooth under the pillow. Our apology has been stamped twice, which is the most we stamp anything. No further action is required on your part. Thank you."
How It Works
Enter their first name
Spelling is used for pronunciation only. Nothing else is collected.
Take the call where your kid can hear
The office calls you, about them. Speaker on, phone face-up on the counter, and let it be overheard. Ready in minutes, plays right in the browser.
Nothing else to do
No account, no app. The name and the recording delete on their own in 90 days.
Office Directory
- Tooth Fairy Regional Dispatch (Agent Pearl) Taking requests
- Department of Sleep (Agent Luna) Taking requests
- Santa's Office of Compliance Seasonal, opens September 29
- Office of Domestic Affairs (Mrs. Claus) Seasonal, opens September 29
Santa's Office of Compliance opens September 29. The routing list below is how you hear about it.
- First name only
- We ask for a first name and nothing else. No last name, no address, no photo, no birthday.
- Deleted in 90 days
- The name and the recording are erased 90 days after the order, automatically.
- Never used to train AI
- Your child's name is not added to any training set, not sold, not shared.
- This is not a real live call
- A pre-recorded audio file you play yourself. Nobody phones your house. Nobody speaks to your child.
Schedule of Fees
Your first voicemail is free. These are for the ones after that.
One recording, one name.
$4.99, once.
Three recordings, any offices, any time.
$9.99, once.
Ten recordings, up to four first names, every office.
$17.99 for twelve months, not a subscription; it simply ends.
Recordings can be filed as gifts. The office accepts filings from grandparents without a referral.
The number shown is the number charged: no fees are added at any point. Delivery takes about a minute. Payment is handled by Stripe, and refunds are self-serve for fourteen days from the refund desk, no reason required.
Join the routing list.
Occasional notices when new offices open. Nothing more than monthly.