The Tooth Fairy's office just called. Last night's missed visit has been rescheduled for tonight.
Twenty-three seconds, first name only, deleted in 90 days. Tonight's story is handled.
Hear one free
The sample is free to hear and plays right here. The order desk is open.
Spelling is used for pronunciation only. Nothing else is collected.
Awaiting entry. The dispatch card below reads: the file of your kid.
Re: the file of your kid
The sample plays one fixed recording, voiced for Emma, whatever name is entered. Your order is recorded with your child's name.
"Good evening. This is Regional Dispatch calling regarding ... the file of ... [inaudible] ... rescheduled for tonight. No further action ..."
How It Works
Enter their first name
Spelling is used for pronunciation only. Nothing else is collected.
Press play at bedtime
The recording is ready in minutes and plays right in the browser.
Nothing else to do
No account, no app. The name and the recording delete on their own in 90 days.
Office Directory
- Tooth Fairy Regional Dispatch (Agent Pearl) Taking requests
- Department of Sleep (Agent Luna) Taking requests
- Santa's Office of Compliance Seasonal, opens November
- Office of Domestic Affairs (Mrs. Claus) Seasonal, opens November
Santa's Office of Compliance opens in November. The routing list below is how you hear about it.
- First name only
- We ask for a first name and nothing else. No last name, no address, no photo, no birthday.
- Deleted in 90 days
- The name and the recording are erased 90 days after the order, automatically.
- Never used to train AI
- Your child's name is not added to any training set, not sold, not shared.
- This is not a real live call
- A pre-recorded audio file you play yourself. Nobody phones your house. Nobody speaks to your child.
Schedule of Fees
One recording, one name.
$4.99, once.
Three recordings, any offices, any time.
$9.99, once.
Ten recordings, up to four first names, every office.
$17.99 for twelve months, not a subscription; it simply ends.
Recordings can be filed as gifts. Grandparents are this office's largest referral source.
The number shown is the number charged: no fees are added at any point. Delivery takes about a minute. Payment is handled by Stripe, and refunds are self-serve for fourteen days from the refund desk, no reason required.
Join the routing list.
Occasional notices when new offices open. Nothing more than monthly.