Which office should call about your kid?

A real voicemail, in the office’s own voice, with your kid’s first name read from the file. You hear the name check before anything is filed.

Awaiting the matterAwaiting the matter

Section 1 · The matter

Tooth Fairy Regional Dispatch OfficeMissed visit, rescheduledThe visit did not happen last night and the tooth is still under the pillow.Brushing bonus authorizedCommendationBrushing has been happening every day and someone should say so.First tooth on recordMilestoneThe first tooth ever came out and tonight is the first visit.Payment processing delayThe tooth was collected but the money was not left.Two teeth, one tripA second tooth came out within the week and the visits are being combined.Tooth located, custody confirmedThe tooth was swallowed, lost at school, or cannot be found.

Department of SleepWritten for the youngest children.Streak on the recordCommendationThree on-time nights in a row deserve a permanent entry.Sandman route advisoryGetting to sleep is the whole project tonight.Lights-out exception noticeBedtime is not happening and the record is starting to show it.Stalling docket advisoryThe requests for water, snacks, and one more thing keep coming after lights-out.

Section 2 · The child on file

No matter selected yet. Section 1 is above.

Child's first nameChild's first nameChild's first name

First name only. It is spoken in the recording, printed in the file, and deleted within 90 days.

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Notice to parents. Recordings are keepsakes made at a parent’s request. This is not a live call, and nothing dials your phone. Names and recordings are deleted within 90 days.

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